Raksha Bandhan Humorous SMS Messages | Happy Rakhi 2013 Funny SMS Wishes

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Raksha Bandhan Humorous SMS Messages | Happy Rakhi 2013 Funny SMS Wishes

Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazar Mile
Mujhse Bhi Acha Yaar Mile,
Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe Rakhi,
Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyaar Mile…
Rakhi Ki Hardik Badhaiiii...

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Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa
Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,
Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.
To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.
Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.
Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai?
Janhit Mai Jaari!!!
Rakhi 2013 ki Bahdaii

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Cham Cham karke aayi,
Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,
Main Sindoor leke khada raha,
Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi…

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“Hey didi you are the best. Do you know why? Because I am your brother.”

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“Har ladki ko aapka inteezar hai
Har ladki aapke liye bekaraar hai
Har ladki ko aapki aarjoo hai
Yeh aapka koi kamaal nahi
Kuch din baad 'Rakhi' ka tyohar hai!”

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Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.
Happy Raksha Bandhan 2013

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Agar Aapko Koi V Anjan PARCEL Mile To Kripiya Use Na Khole
Usme
BOMB
Ya
RAKHI
Ho Sakti He
Apki Jarasi Laprvahi Apko BHAI Bana Sakti He

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Har Ladki Tere Liye BekararHai,
Har Ladki Ko Tera IntezaarHai,
Esme Tera Koi Kamaal Nahi,
Dar Asal Kuch Din Baad
"RAKSHA BANDHAN"
Ka Tyohar Hai..

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“Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.”

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Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?

Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai.

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"I am eagerly waiting for the Raksha Bandhan day.
Guess,
why?
My brother has promised me the i-pod."

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“Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha
Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha
Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,
Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.”

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“Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.”

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“Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
vah mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi.”

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2 Boys were Following 2 Gals
Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them:
what will u do now..

Boys: Dude, u marry my sister,
i will marry ur sister. :D

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“Usaka Husn gaya kaleja cheer
Nayano Se barbas Chhuta ek teer
vo Muskrai, Nazdeeq aai
Boli, Rakhi Bandhwale mere veer.”

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“Raksha Bandhan... time for me to realize each year that what a BIG MISTAKE I made asking God for a little sister like you.”

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“Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai,
har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai,
hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai,
kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan ka darr dikha jaati hai.”

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